Hi Folks,
I'm going to retire soon.
or maybe not.
Question: How many days in a retiree's week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday
Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!
Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.
Sal