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Offline Diogenes

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Trump's Day Off
« on: September 19, 2016, 04:48:33 pm »
After a tough week on the stump,

It seems Donald Trump needed a few days of R&R. So he decided to take a break on his yacht.

Then he thought, the Pope looked tired too; so, he invited Pope Francis along.

There they were, sitting in the stern having a nice chat, when a big guest of wind came along and blew the Pope's beanie (zucchetto) into the sea.

Donald was embarrassed. Put his hand up to the Pope and said I'll get it.

And with that, The Donald hops the rail walks over to where the beanie was, retrieved it, returned to the boat and gave it to a very grateful Pope.
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The next day, the MSM reported that Trump couldn't swim


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Offline iddee

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Re: Trump's Day Off
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2016, 10:50:32 am »
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: Trump's Day Off
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2016, 12:14:50 pm »
Sounds about right.
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Re: Trump's Day Off
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2016, 10:16:36 pm »
That's a good one.
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