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Online Terri Yaki

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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2023, 07:58:22 pm »
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2023, 08:11:11 pm »







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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2024, 07:06:20 pm »
One of my cats was messing around and got her head caught in the string handles on a small shopping bag. She rarely runs around that fast, now that was funny.
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2024, 07:31:46 pm »
We had that happen with a cat once.  It's kind of horrible, but also hilarious!  :cheesy:  We still talk about it today, and this happened like 20 years ago.
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2024, 02:45:17 am »
Had a cat once ...
that if he *somehow* got a bit of scotch tape stuck on each front paw, he would prance around the room like a Tennessee Walker ...

not horrible at all. that's what cats are for  :cool:
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2024, 12:10:13 am »
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2024, 12:36:18 am »
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2024, 09:29:01 pm »
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2024, 11:52:41 am »
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2024, 12:42:31 pm »
Quote from: iddee on February 19, 2024, 11:52:41 am
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
:shocked:  That's terrible! I know there are cat lovers and cat haters. I'm in the middle with a lean towards lover. We had cats and dogs around the house as a kid and I played with both just fine but I grew into a dog guy at puberty. Then I had problems with other cats marking my house as theirs so I got a cat to solve that problem and the 14 pounder that I got, did just that. She was also one awesome cat and I don't have a bad word to say about her and I miss her to this day. The two that I have now are both tabbies and they aren't as friendly as my painted cats were. Or patched or whatever you want to call them. These two are just solitary cats. According to one of my friends, they do have personalities that are consistent with color, or race as I call it.
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #30 on: February 19, 2024, 12:52:36 pm »
lol :grin: I took iddees words about cats as a (funny) being it is posted under the jokes and funnies heading.   
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #31 on: February 19, 2024, 12:54:28 pm »
I like cats, too. I have had many, but this is under jokes and funnies. This ancient old goat can joke about anything.
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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #32 on: February 19, 2024, 09:50:50 pm »
Ha! I laughed too and I've got a bob-tailed cat sitting next to me on the couch. She was born bob-tailed though, and with an attitude.  :cool:

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Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2024, 02:11:05 pm »
Quote from: Terri Yaki on February 19, 2024, 12:42:31 pm
Quote from: iddee on February 19, 2024, 11:52:41 am
When puppies are bob tailed, vets recommend cutting their tails off at 3/4 inch from their body. Cat tails should be cut off 1 inch behind their head..
:shocked:  That's terrible! I know there are cat lovers and cat haters. I'm in the middle with a lean towards lover.

I?m with iddee on this, but it sounds like you may be leaning more towards the third rib or so?


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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2024, 09:34:58 am »
This would be hilarious if it wasn't true. I find it amazing that the whole world can see this except for about 1/2 of America.

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Re: Jokes and Funnies
« Reply #35 on: March 05, 2024, 09:52:05 am »
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