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An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages
« on: August 27, 2014, 10:49:09 pm »
 
An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. 
I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet..........Please advise.”



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Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 11:49:10 pm »
 :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup:
"Character is doing the right thing when nobody's looking." J. C. Watts

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Re: An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2014, 12:43:53 am »
 :-D
Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2014, 08:32:27 am »
 :-D :-D

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Re: An elderly couple, just learned how to send text messages
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2014, 01:43:13 am »
ooh kayyyy :shock:
vegetarian???  isn't green stuff for growing meat?
I'm now KL4GU general ham