Biggs MacDonald,
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says, "I am truly perplexed
that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I
think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their
religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance.”
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque;
thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the
clubs, which would be gay,"The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot.”
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an
open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of Ribs.”
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret,"with
sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.”
“Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop,
"Koranal Knowledge,"
its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called
"Morehammered.”
“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of
us.”
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this
on.
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your
bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed!
Topic: Tolerance (Read 1572 times)