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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: Follow the Bloom - 2024
« Last post by Terri Yaki on Today at 08:27:17 pm »How long does the tulip poplar bloom and when do they produce nectar?
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by animal on Today at 08:08:03 pm »sorry, just meant to display ... I'm flattered that you took it as bragging, though.
also sorry that my last jokes have been so old, it's hard to stay a breast of the new ones.
I've been working on a new nipple joke, but it still needs more tweaking.
edit: and I can sort of understanding Sal getting suspended in the past ... as I am also supportive of his brand of humor.
also sorry that my last jokes have been so old, it's hard to stay a breast of the new ones.
I've been working on a new nipple joke, but it still needs more tweaking.
edit: and I can sort of understanding Sal getting suspended in the past ... as I am also supportive of his brand of humor.
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by Terri Yaki on Today at 08:00:50 pm »Just split a hive last week for the first time. Was thinking I should just wait about 4 weeks then check for eggs. Then intervene if neededI'm curious about this. I'd have a hard time resisting the urge to check its progress every 7 to 10 days.
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by Occam on Today at 07:16:48 pm »Do y'all check for queen cells after a split of do you prefer waiting and checking for eggs?Usually I let the bees just do their thing and check back when there should be a queen laying.
Just split a hive last week for the first time. Was thinking I should just wait about 4 weeks then check for eggs. Then intervene if needed
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by The15thMember on Today at 06:16:01 pm »All right! Here goes nutthin'.
No shotgun blast from the mods, so ..Everything is within the rules at this point, but don't let this spiral out of control and get out of hand or too off-color. Sal, you've had uncounted warnings and a suspension or two for going overboard on stuff like this, and that last post of yours is toeing the line in my opinion. And animal, you do nothing but brag about your dirty mind. So please stay within acceptable limits. Have fun, but keep it clean, everybody!
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by Salvo on Today at 06:11:05 pm »Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."
door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an
old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first
the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall
down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing
both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt
underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and
hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the heck are you doing,
Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in
the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do 'something sexy to
a tractor'."
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by animal on Today at 03:42:37 pm »No shotgun blast from the mods, so ..
What kind of bees give milk?
boobees !
Why do mermaids wear seashells ?
because their boobs are too big for b shells
Size chart:
A ......Almost
B ......Barely
C ......Cool
D ......Dang !
DD.....Double dang !
DDD ... not really a name for the size, men are just stuttering
What kind of bees give milk?
boobees !
Why do mermaids wear seashells ?
because their boobs are too big for b shells
Size chart:
A ......Almost
B ......Barely
C ......Cool
D ......Dang !
DD.....Double dang !
DDD ... not really a name for the size, men are just stuttering
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by Ben Framed on Today at 11:11:49 am »> I usually call moving the queen with some of the bees an artificial swarm. I call a walkaway split more of splitting the hive in half and only checking that there are eggs in each half.
Same here.
Same here.
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by cao on Today at 10:56:00 am »Do y'all check for queen cells after a split of do you prefer waiting and checking for eggs?Usually I let the bees just do their thing and check back when there should be a queen laying.
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by iddee on May 24, 2024, 10:17:16 pm »Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.