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Offline herbhome

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« on: October 15, 2017, 02:01:11 am »
A Tennessee State trooper pulled a car over on I-26 about 2 miles South of Johnson City, Tennessee. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Nashville to do a show for the Childrens Hospital. He didn't want to be late.
 The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
 The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
 While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers car. A drunken good old boy from Butler, Tennessee got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.The drunk replied, ?You might as well take me to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.?
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Re: sobriety
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2017, 08:52:40 am »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: sobriety
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2017, 01:01:39 pm »
 :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

 

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