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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: pdmattox on February 08, 2007, 01:49:38 am
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After FSU coach Bobby Bowden passes away and enters the
Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour.
He shows him a little 2-bedroom house with a faded
FSU banner hanging from the front porch.
"This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get
their own house up here", God explains.
Coach Bowden looks at the house, then turns around
and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge
2-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios
under all of the windows.
Gator flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge Gator
banner hanging between the marble columns.
"Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question.
Why do I get a little 2 bedroom house with a faded FSU banner,
and Urban Meyer gets a mansion with new Gator banners and
flags flying all over the place? Why is that?"
God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies,
"That's not Urban Meyer's house. That's mine."
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God must like the gators i guess. ugh. :)
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Who doesn't like the gators?
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oh. i don't know i'm not even sure what kind of sport the gators is a team of i was just making a joke.