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Offline GSF

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An Honest Man
« on: July 30, 2014, 12:31:35 pm »
After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at ‘Hooter's’ to see some friends and have some hot wings and drinks.
 


After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

 


I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators."

 


I'm tired, I'm old, and I pee a lot.
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Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2014, 12:57:45 pm »
That a good one Gary.
From one who is getting ooollllddd.
 :-D
Jim
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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 pm »
When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"
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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2014, 01:04:36 pm »
Quote from: GSF on July 30, 2014, 01:00:10 pm
When I read it I was thinking, "I sure can relate to that!"
that's what made it so funny. :)
Jim
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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2014, 02:56:07 pm »
At 69, no argument from me. He was right.
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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2014, 11:34:22 pm »
 :goodpost:
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Offline jayj200

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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2014, 09:17:00 am »
we are so sick. I know what I would like. just cant do all that now
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Re: An Honest Man
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2014, 01:09:49 pm »
Nothing impressed a hot young waitress quite like being stuck on an elevator with an old guy who can't hold his water...
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