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Offline GSF

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The Way Wives are
« on: March 27, 2014, 07:18:44 am »

Husband’s Text Message (by cellphone):

Honey,  car hit me when I was out of office. Paula brought me to Hospital.

They're doing tests and X-rays.

Blow to my head very strong, fortunately it did not cause

serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in left leg and they may have to amputate right foot.


Wife’s Response:

Who’s Paula?
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Offline tefer2

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Re: The Way Wives are
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2014, 09:38:03 am »
 :-D
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Re: The Way Wives are
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2014, 02:04:03 pm »
Perfect example. 
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Re: The Way Wives are
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2014, 10:45:46 am »
 :-D
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Re: The Way Wives are
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2014, 11:16:18 pm »
I read this to my wife and she knew the punch line before I read it to her!  Just goes to show that there is some truth in this funny...
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