Iris you all the happiness in the world.
You can poppy-n anytime.
Thistle while you work.
What in carnation!?
Thistle be a beautiful day!
Every daisy is better because of you.
Get clover it.
A peony for your thoughts.
You made my daisy.
A peony saved is a peony earned.
Don't sing out of petunia.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
"I was just pollen your leg!"
What does a flower say when they're offering you a job?
"Take it or leaf it."
What does the youngest flower child say?
"Last bud not least!"
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
"Are you feeling bouquet?"
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
"Floret."
What do flowers study in college?
Stem.
How do two flowers greet each other?
"Hey bud, how's it growing?"
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower.
It was a cross pollination.
I had to buy our dog flowers...
Because I accidentally called him our old dog's name.
Why is a flower like the letter "a"?
Because a bee goes after it.
A man in a flower shop was trying to pick the perfect bouquet for his wife.
He said, "It's crazy how much money you gotta spend on something that's just going to die." I said, "I know... and you gotta buy them flowers too."
My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold them!
What is a bumblebee's favorite flower?
The bee-gonia.
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