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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: salvo on March 04, 2023, 09:26:56 am

Title: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on March 04, 2023, 09:26:56 am

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on March 26, 2023, 05:54:13 pm

Accident report...

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 26, 2023, 05:59:55 pm

Sundog,
Welcome back. I have not seen you here on BeeMaster for a long time.
Jim Altmiller

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on March 26, 2023, 07:04:41 pm

Thanks for the welcome Jim.  Life got in the way for a time, but I have a thriving hive again and an order for another package is in.  I'm only allowed two here in Largo.  Having them makes the yard so much more vibrant and alive.

Best regards

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: The15thMember on March 26, 2023, 07:09:27 pm

 :cheesy: :cheesy:  Oh man, I can relate to that one, with 3 cats in the house!  :grin:

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 27, 2023, 12:27:13 am

Sundog,
Glad you are back in the game.
Why only 2 hives. Florida law says you are allowed 3 hives for anything under 1/2 acre and double that during swarm season which is 10 months out of the year. I?m guessing you are in a HOA that can over ride that law. Cities , towns nor counties can override the state law. I was involved in it when they were designing it. Took a lot of heat for fighting against some of it.
Key Largo has no say in the number of hives that you can have.
Jim Altmiller

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on April 01, 2023, 05:04:25 pm

Hiya James, and thanks for the input.

I'm not certain about the laws here in Pinellas County, (not "Key" Largo).  I'm also not sure if I have a 1/4 acre, I think I'm right "on the cusp", so I'm fairly certain that limits me to one hive.

Two is about all I want since my son, and helper, has grown up and married and moved out.  But at least stuff has stopped disappearing from my garage. ;)

Honey production is not a concern for me/us.  I give most of what I harvest to my kids and neighbors anyway. 

I'm really happy with my current bees.  The are very laid-back and calm.  I'm getting another batch from the same place, same as way back when I started with the KTB hive.

Two is a good number for us, me and the Mrs.

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on April 01, 2023, 05:09:24 pm

Sorry to all for hijacking the spirit of the thread... 

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Post by: Kathyp on April 01, 2023, 06:39:10 pm

Quote

Sorry to all for hijacking the spirit of the thread...

We all do it, but you more than made up for it!!   :cheesy:

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on April 01, 2023, 06:53:28 pm

Hi Folks,

I wasn't going to,.... but everyone is having so much fun,....

HEY!? I can't attach jpegs. Is it just me? Was it something I said? Or was it the way I said it?

Anyway, I saw Harold and Maude when it came out.

That Ruth Gordon,.... she was a bit long in the tooth, but I bet she showed that kid a new wrinkle.

I had some good jpegs too.

Sal

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on April 06, 2023, 05:21:35 pm

  Ahem...

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on April 06, 2023, 05:37:38 pm

Old age...

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on April 06, 2023, 08:34:40 pm

Is it ok to post Bud light memes here?


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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 06, 2023, 11:11:46 pm

Yes provided they are family friendly.
Jim Altmiller

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on April 07, 2023, 11:28:04 pm

Hi Folks,

HEY! Did that Fauci post finally come through, or did somebody read my mind?

Let's try this one,.... for 30.


and What's cookin'


Sal

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on April 08, 2023, 12:57:58 am

Quote from: salvo on April 07, 2023, 11:28:04 pm

Hi Folks,

HEY! Did that Fauci post finally come through, or did somebody read my mind?

Let's try this one,.... for 30.


and What's cookin'


Sal

I don?t think I?ll get away with the ones I have. 

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on April 08, 2023, 08:23:27 am

Hi Folks,

I gotta tell ya. Ruth Gordon is looking pretty dayom good right about now.

Sal

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Post by: .30WCF on April 18, 2023, 12:02:29 am

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Ben Framed on April 18, 2023, 12:38:02 am

 :grin:

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Michael Bush on April 18, 2023, 06:56:00 am

Women always look better than Lizard Women.  I don't know how Plastic Surgeons talk these Hollywood women into this.  Maybe I should include men.  Have you seen Mickey Rourke lately?

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on April 25, 2023, 12:50:01 am

A jumping nutcracker spider? Is this from Australia?

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Ben Framed on April 25, 2023, 02:08:47 am

NO It is from Mississippi!

Once infested a pecan orchard will be left in shambles!!   :cheesy: :wink:

Phillip

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Michael Bush on April 25, 2023, 07:27:48 am

>A jumping nutcracker spider? Is this from Australia?

It's reminiscent of the jackalope in Wyoming...  You see the bucks stuffed in the gas stations, but the roads are littered with does...

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: BeeMaster2 on April 25, 2023, 08:34:06 am

I shot this Jackolope back in the 80?s when I was learning how to do taxidermy.
Jim Altmiller

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Ben Framed on April 25, 2023, 08:44:23 am

Dang Jim, he is big! He makes our local cottontails look mouse size!  lol. Even our larger swamp rabbits can't stand beside in comparison! I'd hate to have one of those turn on me with those horns!  :cheesy: :wink:

Title: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on April 26, 2023, 11:14:44 pm

I would like a jackalope. I had a cute little spike rack one time that would have looked cool.
Anyone have jack rabbits that they could send me one? I can mount it.

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on June 04, 2023, 10:58:03 pm

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: The15thMember on June 05, 2023, 12:13:35 am

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Maybe it's because you caught me in a Star Trek mood, but I am dying laughing about this right now!  :cheesy:

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on June 05, 2023, 09:45:52 am

Hi Folks,

Sal

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: The15thMember on June 05, 2023, 12:43:54 pm

Hahaha!  That Prince one got me going.  :cheesy:

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on June 05, 2023, 07:05:53 pm

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: salvo on June 05, 2023, 09:05:18 pm

Hi Folks,

SB in What's Cookin'

Sal

Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on June 05, 2023, 10:02:20 pm

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: .30WCF on June 07, 2023, 06:42:46 pm

Does this look like anyone you know?

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Title: Re: MEMES 2023 3 4
Post by: Sundog on June 10, 2023, 02:59:59 pm

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