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Salvo:
Hi Folks,

Take our annual senior beekeeper's test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it !!

#1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else. And, try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

# 2. Spell the word silk. Again, spell the word silk. Once more, spell the word silk. Question: ' What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.

# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green-house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this? PLEASE, go and lie down! But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.

# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating: You are driving a bus from Jurong to Changi. At Bukit Batok, 17 people got on the bus. At Clementi, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. At Outram, 2 people get off and 4 get on. At Marine Parade, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. And at Eunos, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. You then arrive at Changi.

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?





Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!

I hope you had fun with this, I did... I already know that even when you missed a question, you went on to the next one, didn't you? Congratulations! Life is like that, even when you fail, you keep going and persisting. Failure is no reason to give up! Even Uncle Brandon.

The15thMember:
I missed #2 and #4 and I'm not even a senior!  :cheesy:  I cry foul on #3 though, you can't just put a dash in greenhouse in order to confuse people.   

Ben Framed:
 :grin: :grin: :grin:

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