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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on June 29, 2017, 10:02:59 pm

Title: Gosh ! !
Post by: Geoff on June 29, 2017, 10:02:59 pm

     

When a couple arrive at hospital to have their baby delivered, the doctor tells them he has invented a new machine that can transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asks if they were willing to try it and they both agree.

The doctor sets the pain transfer to 10 per cent for starters, explaining that it was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labour progresses, the husband feels fine and asks the doctor to kick it up a bit. The doctor then adjusts the machine to 20 per cent pain transfer. The husband still feels fine. The doctor checks the husband?s blood pressure and is amazed at how well he is taking the pain.

They then try 50 per cent and the husband continues to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was helping out the wife considerably, the husband encourages the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him and the wife delivers a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband are ecstatic.




When they get home, they find the postman dead on the porch.
Title: Re: Gosh ! !
Post by: beecanbee on June 30, 2017, 04:50:23 am
Ouch... is that why I have been having unexplained pain?   :embarassed:  :smile:
Title: Re: Gosh ! !
Post by: BeeMaster2 on July 02, 2017, 02:48:00 pm
 :grin:
Title: Re: Gosh ! !
Post by: herbhome on July 03, 2017, 12:39:53 am
 :smile: :grin: