never seen that before ?

[dING]

Young boy bouncing a balloon in the lounge room  -- bonk--- bonk it goes

Mum goes ape put that balloon down at once or ya dead she says

Bonk- Bonk the balloon goes

Mum is in serious pain with stomach cramps ect

Says I am going to the chemists to get something for my crook stomach

If you are still bouncing that balloon when i get back you is in serious trouble

Bonk -- Bonk  goes the balloon

It bounces into the toilet Bonk -- bonk

Then disappears down the dunny young fellow leaves it there

Discretion the better part of valor as they say

Mum comes tearing back in from the chemists

Its a disaster stomach pains turns into the trots

Into the dunny -- pants down quick time ----- splosssh and a sigh of relief

Looks into the dunny shock horror what the hell is that big brown thing

Bit of a panic phones the doc who finds it hard to understand

But recognises the panic says he will call in as he is going past

The doc arrives looks into dunny scratches his head

Gets his pen our and gentle pokes the strange object

Pop goes the balloon doc is covered in you know wot

But he is sorta grinning and says to mum

BIN a doctor for 27 years and thats the first time I have ever seen a fart

   

[AllenF]

 :lau:

[hardwood]

 :-D :-D