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Offline iddee

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Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery
« on: September 10, 2016, 09:05:44 pm »
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail. As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.? I will definitely win the election.

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.

I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result." Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick." Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.

Trump swallows it and asks for another one.

The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"


Wait for it!

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Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket"...
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Re: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2016, 09:24:50 pm »
 :tongue: :tongue: :cool:

shill still get away with it. she will say it the owner fault because of sexual discrimination and racism because his color is slightly different. diversion tactic to get rid of the evidence

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Re: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2016, 01:21:06 am »
Cute iddee! :cheesy:
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Re: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2016, 08:47:38 am »
That's a good one.
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Re: Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2016, 01:12:03 am »
Good one Iddee, yours usually are.






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