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Offline Ben Framed

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Honest Answer
« on: November 30, 2023, 07:58:18 am »
A couple had been married many years.

The wife confessed to her husband, "honey I can't help but notice while looking in the mirror putting on makeup, the wrinkles are getting longer and deeper and this is depressing. Can you give me a word of encouragement?"

The Husband, loving his wife dearly, quickly went into action searching for encouragement! The first good quality, quickly came to his mind, 'and out of his mouth'; "I sure can honey, look on the bright side of things", "at least your vision is still 20/20!"
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2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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Re: Honest Answer
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2023, 03:41:42 pm »
HA!  Cue the glare...
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Re: Honest Answer
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2024, 08:11:51 am »
The little old lady sitting in church leaned over and whispered to her husband, "I just let a silent stinker, what should I do? He whispered back, "change the battery in your hearing aid".
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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*
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