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Offline Geoff

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Financial Advice ! !
« on: May 23, 2020, 05:54:32 am »
 

     

                     My friend Dave was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  He  knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

                        Dave wanted two things:

                        ? to learn how to invest his inheritance and,

                        ? to find a wife to share his fortune.

                        One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.  Her          natural beauty took his breath away.

                         "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I?ll inherit 20 million dollars."

                       Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.





                         
                        Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

                         Women are so much better at estate planning
                        than men?

 
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Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2020, 10:25:39 am »
 :shocked: :grin:
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2020, 10:26:02 am »
 :shocked: :grin:
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2020, 10:50:58 am »
 :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2020, 12:26:19 pm »
 :cheesy:  :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2020, 01:52:50 pm »
 :grin: :grin:
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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2020, 07:08:57 pm »
 :grin:

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2020, 08:21:46 am »
Geoff you come up with sone good ones. Was it you that told here, of (One for you and one for me)? The old man, the kid on the bicycle, and the nut gathers at the cemetery?  Lol 😂
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.

 

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