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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on March 27, 2020, 01:06:14 am

Title: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: Geoff on March 27, 2020, 01:06:14 am



   Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga.  Unfortunately, Shane falls off the scaffolding and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ricky says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'
Jeff says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters beer.
Ricky says, 'Where did you get that, Jeff?'
'Shane's wife gave it to me.'

Ricky continues, 'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?'

'Well not exactly,' Jeff said. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Shane's widow".'
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'

And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are.'
Title: Re: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: Ralphee on March 27, 2020, 01:29:07 am
I fell of a 4 meter high ladder the other day and didn't even twist an ankle!
Easy when you are on the bottom rung!
Title: Re: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: BeeMaster2 on March 27, 2020, 08:53:45 am
 :cheesy:
Title: Re: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: Seeb on March 27, 2020, 09:34:43 am
Love it - passing on
Title: Re: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: Ben Framed on March 27, 2020, 05:30:31 pm
You did it again Geoff!! Made me laugh out loud l!!  Jeff unfortunately should have been a politician, never waste a tragedy!  Goodness ! 😊😁 thanks Geoff.

Phillip
Title: Re: One for Phillip Hall ! !
Post by: herbhome on March 27, 2020, 11:17:11 pm
 :grin: