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Sodium Bicarbonate
« on: December 30, 2022, 11:59:42 am »
What does the baking soda say when he gets sad?
I'm sodapressed.

My wife is really mad at me because I accidentally handed her washing soda instead of baking soda.
It left her foaming at the mouth.

Today in my chemistry lab, the teacher asked a kid to add 4 grams of baking soda to an ounce of vinegar. The moron instead added 4 ounces of baking soda to a pound of vinegar.
It was mass confusion.

Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day?
He was basically addicted.

What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda

What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda

    A physicist and an engineer were roommates in college. One night a fire broke out in their apartment. The engineer woke up first and saw the fire. He remembered the fire extinguisher in every unit, grabbed it and pulled the pin, as instructed, and sprayed the fire with the sodium bicarbonate contained within.
    Incredibly, the next night, the exact same fire sprung up in their apartment. The physicist was the first to wake up this time. He saw the fire, saw the fire extinguisher, then went back to bed happy knowing there was a solution to the problem.
    The third night, the engineer and the physicist were both woken abruptly when a statistician broke into the room and started lighting the curtains on fire.
    ?What the heck do you think you are you doing?? They both shouted.
    The statistician replied ?Increasing the sample size.?

me: How are you
her: I'm fine
me: So what's your favorite color?
her: Ohh please stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
me: How many moles of Sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of Sulfuric Acid at STP...
her: My favorite color is Pink

What do you call cheese infused in sodium bicarbonate?
NaCHO3 Cheese

What is a chef's favorite soft drink?
Baking soda.

Sodium bicarbonate helped with the fundraising since it can raise dough.

Sodium hydroxide was blocked on Twitter to prevent the spread of lyes.
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Re: Sodium Bicarbonate
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2022, 12:11:17 pm »
Where did you even find this many jokes about baking soda?  :grin:

me: How are you
her: I'm fine
me: So what's your favorite color?
her: Ohh please stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
me: How many moles of Sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of Sulfuric Acid at STP...
her: My favorite color is Pink
And how are you recording my conversations?!  :shocked: :cheesy:
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Re: Sodium Bicarbonate
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2022, 12:14:31 pm »
Which side of the conversation was yours?
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Re: Sodium Bicarbonate
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2022, 01:41:16 pm »
Which side of the conversation was yours?
I'm the "me", and the "her" is any one of my sisters.  :grin:
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