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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: beecanbee on July 14, 2017, 03:16:04 am
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Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily.
"What`s up Bob?" asked the bartender "It`s not like you to be so down in the mouth."
"It`s my five year old son", the man replied.
"Don`t tell me, he`s in trouble for fighting in school? - my lad`s just the same. Forget about it; it happens to boys that age," said the bartender, sympathetically.
"I only wish it was that," continued the customer, "but it`s far worse than that. The little devil has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbour pregnant."
"Get away, that`s impossible!" gasped the bartender.
"It`s not," said the man. "The little bastard stuck a pin in all my condoms."
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:cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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That reminds me of when the holy mother gathered the hundred nuns in the convent together. She told them there was a man in the convent last night. 99 nuns said "oh" and one went "tee hee"
Then the holy mother said we found a rubber in the closet. 99 nuns went "oh" and one went "tee hee"
Then the holy mother said in that rubber we found a hole. 99 nuns said "tee hee" one nun said "oh!"
Cheers
gww
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:smile:
I heard it was 98 vs 2, but who`s counting.... :wink:
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BTW - I once bought an old house from a woman who ran off to a nunnery - and as I remodelled I found several stashes of MJ and condoms - used and unused. I never actually met the woman since the transaction was completed via her lawyer, but I always suspected that she didn`t last long there.
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:oops:
That reminds me of when the holy mother gathered the hundred nuns in the convent together. She told them there was a man in the convent last night. 99 nuns said "oh" and one went "tee hee"
Then the holy mother said we found a rubber in the closet. 99 nuns went "oh" and one went "tee hee"
Then the holy mother said in that rubber we found a hole. 99 nuns said "tee hee" one nun said "oh!"
Cheers
gww