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Offline Geoff

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Somebody is horsing around ! !
« on: April 07, 2018, 10:27:16 pm »



     
Just GROAN your way through this one ?

In Australia, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse
meat in their Home-brand burgers.
Just GROAN your way through this one ?

In Australia, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse
meat in their Home-brand burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are ?small
amounts? of horse meat in their burgers.

Woolworths is a big supermarket chain in Australia.
Within hours of the news that Woolies all beef hamburgers?
contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet ?

?I?m so hungry, I could eat a horse ..... I guess Woolies just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Burger King?  Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Burger King are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Burger King asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had ?5 each way!

Had some burgers from Woolies for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
from Woolies.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Woolies are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn.

"I've just checked the Woolies burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE
OFF"

Woolies now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers.

Said to the missus, These Woolies burgers give me the trots ?.

?To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian ?..?


A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Woolies burgers make great horse
Just GROAN your way through this one ?

In Australia, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse
meat in their Home-brand burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are ?small
amounts? of horse meat in their burgers.

Woolworths is a big supermarket chain in Australia.
Within hours of the news that Woolies all beef hamburgers?
contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet ?

?I?m so hungry, I could eat a horse ..... I guess Woolies just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Burger King?  Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Burger King are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Burger King asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had ?5 each way!

Had some burgers from Woolies for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
from Woolies.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Woolies are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn.

"I've just checked the Woolies burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE
OFF"

Woolies now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers.

Said to the missus, These Woolies burgers give me the trots ?.

?To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian ?..?


A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Woolies burgers make great horse
d'oeuvres.

These Woolies burger jokes are going on a bit ?.

Talk about flogging a dead horse!
d'oeuvres.

These Woolies burger jokes are going on a bit ?.

Talk about flogging a dead horse!

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are ?small
amounts? of horse meat in their burgers.

Woolworths is a big supermarket chain in Australia.
Within hours of the news that Woolies all beef hamburgers?
contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet ?

?I?m so hungry, I could eat a horse ..... I guess Woolies just listened!

Just GROAN your way through this one ?

In Australia, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse
meat in their Home-brand burgers.

Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are ?small
amounts? of horse meat in their burgers.

Woolworths is a big supermarket chain in Australia.
Within hours of the news that Woolies all beef hamburgers?
contained 30% horse meat, these quips hit the internet ?

?I?m so hungry, I could eat a horse ..... I guess Woolies just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Burger King?  Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Burger King are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Burger King asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had ?5 each way!

Had some burgers from Woolies for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
from Woolies.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Woolies are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn.

"I've just checked the Woolies burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE
OFF"

Woolies now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers.

Said to the missus, These Woolies burgers give me the trots ?.

?To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian ?..?


A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Woolies burgers make great horse
d'oeuvres.

These Woolies burger jokes are going on a bit ?.

Talk about flogging a dead horse!
Anyone want a burger from Burger King?  Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Burger King are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Burger King asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had ?5 each way!

Had some burgers from Woolies for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers
from Woolies.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Woolies are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of
unicorn.

"I've just checked the Woolies burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE
OFF"

Woolies now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers.

Said to the missus, These Woolies burgers give me the trots ?.

?To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian ?..?


A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Woolies burgers make great horse
d'oeuvres.

These Woolies burger jokes are going on a bit ?.

Talk about flogging a dead horse!
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Re: Somebody is horsing around ! !
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2018, 10:38:19 pm »
There's rumors here that McDonald's burgers are mostly 'roo meat. I guess it balances out.
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Re: Somebody is horsing around ! !
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2018, 04:55:09 am »
 :shocked: :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Somebody is horsing around ! !
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2018, 10:42:34 pm »
 :cheesy:
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

 

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