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Offline Geoff

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Nuns & Beer
« on: April 04, 2018, 11:18:54 pm »
 

_Nuns and Beer_

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer
cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cool beer or two
taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, sister, but I would not
feel comfortable buying beer since I am certain it would cause a
scene at the checkout stand."

*I can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and
she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out.

The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns
arrived with a six-pack of beer.


*"We use beer for washing our hair," the nun said. "At our convent
we call it Catholic shampoo."*

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter,
pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag
with the beer.

*He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said, The
curlers are on the house.*
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Re: Nuns & Beer
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2018, 12:10:39 am »
Going to borrow this one   :grin:
Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: Nuns & Beer
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2018, 04:14:47 am »
 :cheesy:
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Re: Nuns & Beer
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2018, 02:13:55 am »
 :grin:
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Re: Nuns & Beer
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2018, 10:36:02 pm »
That was good!!!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)