8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could
have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one
snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose,
as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be
covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the
snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic
role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference
between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a
sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe
sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by
social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street
demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become all
because of snowflakes
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