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Offline GSF

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Grandpa know everything
« on: October 03, 2018, 09:52:43 pm »

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came  into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what?s that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.  'Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse?.

?Oh,? Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.


 A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.  It's called Bunk Beds.  And Jimmy?s mom wants to talk to you.?
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Re: Grandpa know everything
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2018, 02:48:37 pm »
 :grin: :grin:
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Re: Grandpa know everything
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2018, 11:34:05 pm »
FOFLMAO!!!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

 

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