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Offline iddee

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JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« on: June 21, 2018, 11:26:08 pm »
  Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said, I have a plan to help us win the mid terms in 2018 and help us regain control of Congress.

?Great Nancy, but how?? asked Chuck..

?We?ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.

Then, we?ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.?

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The Bartender took a step back and said, ?Hey! Aren?t you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi??

?Yes we are!? said Nancy, ?And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color.?

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.

A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog?s tail, and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Nancy asked, ?Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog?s tail? Is it some sort of custom??

?Lord no,? said the bartender. ?Someone?s out there running around town, claiming there?s a Labrador Retriever in here with two bleep!?
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2018, 02:15:13 pm »
Funny    :smile:
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2018, 03:52:56 pm »
Good one, Iddee, Wally.
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2018, 10:59:39 pm »
Double laugh on that!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. But he with a chuckle replied, "I won't be one to say it is so, until I give it a try."  So he buckled right in with a trace of a grin.  If he had a worry he hid it and he started to sing as he tackled that thing that couldn't be done, and he did it.  (unknown)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2018, 08:36:10 am »



    Like it Wally, except that we used that on our pollies years ago, You gotta remember we are at least a day ahead of the rest of the world ! !
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY?NANCY AND CHUCK GO TO MONTANA:
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2018, 06:09:17 pm »
You're older than me, too, Geoff.   :tongue: :tongue:   :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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