Toffee

[Michael Bush]

What do you call an atheist who's eating English toffee?
Heathin'

I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten.
It's my Heath ledger.

What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding.
Mazel toffee.

I had some toffee in the shape of a Wookiee today...
It was very chewy.