Welcome,
Guest
Login
or
Register
Need Bees Removed?
Home
Help
Search
Login
Register
Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forum
»
MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION
»
HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING
»
30 years
« previous
next »
Print
Pages: [
1
]
Go Down
Author
Topic: 30 years (Read 5869 times)
Ben Framed
Global Moderator
Universal Bee
Posts: 12855
Mississippi Zone 7
30 years
«
on:
March 23, 2024, 08:01:21 pm »
Husband:
For the last thirty years all you have done is find fault in most everything I say and do.
Wife:
Thirty one years. . .
Logged
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Michael Bush
Universal Bee
Posts: 19971
Gender:
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #1 on:
March 25, 2024, 06:02:07 am »
Yea, well you didn't start until the second year...
Logged
My website:
bushfarms.com/bees.htm
en espanol:
bushfarms.com/es_bees.htm
auf deutsche:
bushfarms.com/de_bees.htm
em portugues:
bushfarms.com/pt_bees.htm
My book:
ThePracticalBeekeeper.com
-------------------
"Everything works if you let it."--James "Big Boy" Medlin
animal
Queen Bee
Posts: 1175
Gender:
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #2 on:
March 27, 2024, 09:13:23 am »
After 30 or so years of marriage, ask your wife what her biggest mistake in life was ..
Chances are, she'll just smile gently and give you a hug.
Logged
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)
Ben Framed
Global Moderator
Universal Bee
Posts: 12855
Mississippi Zone 7
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #3 on:
March 31, 2024, 11:48:32 am »
Logged
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
iddee
Universal Bee
Posts: 10860
Gender:
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #4 on:
April 19, 2024, 05:27:31 am »
i heard my wife screaming at the TV. Don't goi there. Don't go in that church. Are you nuts, stay out of there. When I walked into the room, I saw she was watching our wedding videos again.
Logged
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"
*Shel Silverstein*
Ben Framed
Global Moderator
Universal Bee
Posts: 12855
Mississippi Zone 7
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #5 on:
April 19, 2024, 06:43:08 am »
Good one iddee!
Logged
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
animal
Queen Bee
Posts: 1175
Gender:
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #6 on:
April 21, 2024, 10:33:25 am »
There are some things you never get used to with women.
My wife is always coming up to me and asking "Are you listening to me?"
It still seems like a strange way to start a conversation ...
Logged
Avatar pic by my oldest daughter (ink and watercolor)
Ben Framed
Global Moderator
Universal Bee
Posts: 12855
Mississippi Zone 7
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #7 on:
April 21, 2024, 01:01:50 pm »
Good one!
Logged
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Salvo
Queen Bee
Posts: 1431
Re: 30 years
«
Reply #8 on:
April 22, 2024, 08:29:26 pm »
.
Logged
Print
Pages: [
1
]
Go Up
« previous
next »
Beemaster's International Beekeeping Forum
»
MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION
»
HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING
»
30 years